Window guards? Check.
On an unrelated note, WordPress says we’ve had 35 readers today, which I’m pretty sure means we’ve officially gone viral. Also, we have comments! From people who don’t live in our house! Thanks, amigos. It’s nice to imagine the conversations ahead.

If all goes well, I will be having those installed on my windows as well. Looking good! xo
I thought you were supposed to install them in the other orientation so they don’t just become a ladder for the kid to get out the window?
(I’m not a jerky drive-by commenter. I’m genuinely trying to be helpful
Hmmm. We just open the window and looked at them… doesn’t seem to be room for even a very small person to climb out. Thanks, though — that’s totally a mistake I could see us making.